May 142012
 

What would a tabloid be without some celebrity talking trash about their competition. So here are some excerpts from an interview with Robert Heller (1826-1878) given when he played Baltimore in October, 1878. In the interview Heller takes aim at both his contemporaries and some of the greats that were still in the public’s mind.

Compars Herrmann (1816-1887) and Antonio Blitz (1810-1877)
“Take for instance, Blitz or Hermann. With them it was oranges, money, a glass of water, and a couple of eggs, and so on, and then it was a couple of eggs, a glass of water, money and oranges. On these they played an ever-changing tune, until the thing became monotonous. Blitz was the most clever plate-spinner I ever saw, and his canary birds were remarkably well trained. The good old man catered particularly to children. He was their idol. But, bless my soul, you can buy today, for a couple of dollars, in any big toyshop, all the tricks that the Signor ever performed.”

Alexander Herrmann (1844-1896)
“Then Hermann who is now playing – a brother of Theodore and the young man who formerly acted as his assistant – is exceedingly clever with eggs, oranges, watches and all that sort of thing, but the minute he opens his mouth he actually ruins the entertainment. He has no stage presence, and he is the best of the class.” (Note: Alexander Herrmann’s older brother was Compars and not Theodore as stated above)

John Henry Anderson (1814-1874)
“Then there was Professor Anderson, the ‘Wizard of the North.’ His great trouble was gin. He never performed without a glass of water by his side, from which he frequently drank. The audience, of course knew that it was water, but this illusion vanished when he stepped down among them and they got a scent of the raw gin he had been imbibing.”

Wiljalba Frikell (1818-1903)
“Frikell, a Pole, who travel through England was also famed in modern times. He belonged to the severe school of legerdemain – and the proper school, too – in which the performer relies rather upon his own natural skill than upon ingeniously constructed apparatus. Frikell was very clever with his hands, and he made a fortune in the profession, but he has got into financial difficulties lately, and there is some talk of his returning to the platform.”

Bernard Marius Cazeneuve (1839-1913)
“We must not forget the dapper little Frenchman. As a public performer he was a failure. Fred Zimmerman the incomparable manager, lost a large amount of money upon him. He could not talk the English language, and, with a few exceptions, his tricks were not intended for a large hall. As a parlor performer he would create a sensation. His card tricks are simply marvelous – they cannot be equaled.”

“He went from here to Havana, and from there he went back to Toulouse. From Havana he sent me the medal of the Order of Progress, a sort of association composed entirely of artists and others who advanced their interests. Cazeneuve is the chief, and from that position he deserves his title of ‘Le Commandeur.’ He is a very vain little fellow.”

“One evening he and his wife took supper with me and my sister in the Fifth Avenue hotel in New York. His anxiety to show his skill even before us was very amusing. The moment he entered the room he picked a pack of cards from the mantel and began manipulating them. Just then a servant announced dinner and we all walked out, but Cazeneuve would not give up the cards.”

“At the dinner table, between mouthfuls of soup, he flirted these cards in every way, and when his mouth was filled with his mouth was filled with fowl he would drop and his knife and fork and, still masticating, perform some wonderful tricks. He wanted to show his skill, but still he was very entertaining. The only trick he performed outside of cards is the trunk or Indian Mail mystery, and the tying cabinet trick. The latter he has publically expose in all its simplicity, and the trunk trick which he advertises as his own, really belongs to Maskelyn & Cooke, spiritual entertainers, of Egyptian Hall, London…..To return to Cazeneuve’s imitation of Maskelyn & Cooke’s trick; I must say that he manages it very clumsily. Several minutes intervene from the time the trunk is bound until Madame Cazeneuve is found concealed in it. Will show a similar trick here, and from the time my sister appears on the stage until she is discovered in the box thirty-five seconds intervene.”

The article was published in the December 14, 1878 issue of the Lowell Daily Citizen and News. It originally appeared in an earlier issue of the Baltimore Sunday News, probably around October 1898 when Heller performed in that city. This was one of the last newspaper interviews given before his death in Philadelphia of pneumonia on November 28, 1898.

May 082012
 

To continue the tabloid theme here is a story of love found and lost. There are two players in this drama. The first is Frank Van Hoven (1886-1929) the “Dippy Mad Magician” and one of best comedy magicians of his age. In his burlesque “magic act” everything went wrong and it ended with two boys, a block of ice and belly laughs galore. The other is Annie Kent a talented comedienne, singer, song writer and dancer. Her real name was Annie O’Brien and she grew up in show business family playing the northwest and the gold fields of Alaska. Her father was a wrestler of some note and her mother a world champion boxer. You will see that Annie inherited some of her parents athletic skills and was not one to be trifled with.

Frank and Annie first meet when both were touring the east coast around 1911. Love blossomed, but there was a problem…Annie was married. This barrier soon came down and the September 10, 1912 issue of the Oregonian tells the rest of the story.

 

ENGAGEMENT IS BY WIRE

Actress is Divorced, Wooed and Won in Same Day.

Annie Kent, Appearing at Orpheum, to Wed “Dippy Magician”- Is Well Known Here.

Three hours after receiving a divorce decree in Spokane last week, Annie Kent was proposed to by telegraph, and she answered “yes” by the same means of communication. Upon arriving in Portland yesterday morning to begin her engagement at the Orpheum she received a diamond bracelet and ring from her fiancé, R. F. Van Hoven, who is known in the theatrical world as “the dippy magician.” Van Hoven appeared at the Orpheum last season.

Miss Kent was Mrs. James Kelly, and appeared with her husband under the billing Kelly and Kent, for several seasons. She was in stage harness with him last year in their appearance at the Spokane Orpheum, and it was then that the actress applied for divorce. Upon returning to Spokane last week the allotted legal time had expired and she was awarded a decree, Kelly not contesting the case. She met Van Hoven in the East last season when gracing the same vaudeville bill with him.

While still young, Miss Kent has a stage recorded in the Northwest that extends back 10 years. She was born O’Brien, and when a mere slip of a girl appeared with her father and mother, who were billed in extensive theatrical tours as O’Brien, Jennings and O’Brien. They were particular favorites in the Klondike, at Dawson, Skagway, Juneau and Nome.

Miss Kent is the author of more than one dozen popular songs, and belongs to the writing staff of a song publishing company of New York.

“The initials of my new husband-to-be  are R. F.” said Miss Kent. “That means rapid fire, and in proposing to me he lived up to his billing. I was divorced at noon, telegraphed to him at 1 o’clock, he proposed to me at 3 o’clock, and I telegraphed ‘yes’ immediately.”

Her fiancé is appearing in Hammerstein’s Theater in New York.

Here is the original article: Oregonian September 9, 1912

They both kept touring and in the spring of 1914 there were reports that Frank and Annie were going to produce a new act and successfully tried it out at the Orpheum in San Francisco. However, there marriage was a rocky one. Frank was a bit of a womanizer and drinker and there was even talk about a separation and divorce in the summer of 1914. They seemed to have overcome their problems and both kept touring, though the new act did not materialize. Then Annie hired a private detective  and the resulting scandal ended up on the front page of the February 18, 1915 issue of the New York Herald. (click on the image for a larger view)

The two were soon granted a divorce. Unfortunately they were touring on the same bill and had to fulfill their contracts. It must have not been a pretty scene backstage.

Annie and Frank both had very successful careers. Frank was a headliner right up until his death in 1929 while touring England.  Annie kept touring as a vaudeville headliner for decades to come. As vaudeville declined she turned to revues, nightclubs, burlesque, radio and the like. During the 1940′s Annie appeared in various variety nostalgia shows and was a cast member of Joe Howard’s Gay 90′s radio show. The last mention I found of her was an interview she did with the sports writer for the Fitchburg Sentinel, which was published on May 17, 1951. At the time she lived in Somerville, Massachusetts.

Hope you enjoyed and good hunting.

May 052012
 

Reading through old newspaper files you soon realize that people will always be people and newspapers tend to cater to their readers more earthy interests. Tabloid like news articles have not changed much over the centuries, you can read about infidelity, spousal abuse, murder, financial problems, scandals, robbery, and the like. Magicians had their personal issues and newspapers were more than happy to write about them. I am a bit of a fan of good old fashion  ”tabloid journalism”, those old newspaper reports had a way of turning a phrase that seems to be lost today.

An article from the December 5, 1894 issue of  Cleveland’s Plain Dealer shows a side of the relationship between Harry Kellar and his wife, Eva, that is only hinted at in most magic history publications. Harry was totally devoted to Eva, which might not been easy if the following article was any indication.

HIT THE WIZARD

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Magician Kellar’s Wife

Smites Her Spouse

With a Bottle

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A Scene in a Drug Store

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The Man of Mystery is Rendered Unconscious by a Soda Bottle in the Hands of His Better Half – The Theory of Hypnotic Influence is Thoroughly Exploded – The Real Skelton in the Closet.

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 Indianapolis, Dec. 4 – Magician Kellar and Mrs. Kellar, who assists him in his performances, left the city yesterday on separate trains though it is understood their destinations were the same. Mr. Kellar’s left eye was swollen almost shut and several stitches held together an ugly looking cut on his cheek. Mr. Kellar is a strictly temperate man and during his engagement in Indianapolis had much to contend with, of which the public was entirely ignorant. That Mrs. Kellar is a wonder and a mathematical genius no one who ever witnessed her performances can refuse to admit; but there is always a cloud somewhere on the horizon, and the most brilliant minds like the most faultless days are not without their shadows. The high strung, nervous temperament of Mrs. Kellar demands stimulant and she uses it. This practice is the skeleton in the closet, and it was this with which Mr. Kellar had to contend during nearly the whole of last week. Saturday night after the two had returned to their hotel matters where brought to a climax. Mr. Kellar being called away for an hour, returned to find Mrs. Kellar gone. He found her shortly afterward in a drug store not far away making a purchase. He took in the situation at a glance, and before the clerk had filled the flask the two were in low, but earnest conversation. There were several in the store at the time and one gentleman overheard Mr. Kellar make a bitter charge against his wife.  Like a flash she turned in a fit of rage to the soda water fountain and grabbing up one of the heavy metal holders struck the magician with full force above the eye. He dropped like an ox in the shamble, while Mrs. Kellar ran for the door. Mr. Kellar was picked up in an unconscious condition and it was with some difficulty that he was brought back to consciousness. His eye was badly cut and he was in a bitter frame of mind. Before he had entirely recovered himself he talked freely of his domestic troubles and spoke of this first meeting with Mrs. Kellar in Philadelphia. It was some time before his injuries were properly attended to. In the meantime Mrs. Kellar had run to the hotel office and after trying to get the elevator, which at the moment was at the top floor, she started up the stairs. She was excited and hysterical and it was with considerable difficulty that she was induced to go to her room. Sunday night she was in the drug store and repeated her purchases. Mr. Kellar was amiable to leave his room during the day and it was not until train time that he made this appearance. Mr. Kellar had left on an earlier train, both going to Muncie where they were to appear last night.Among the few who knew the real status of affairs the weird theory of hypnotic trance was received with considerable amusement. Mrs. Kellar interrupted the performance Saturday night and left the stage, complaining of feeling ill. With rare presence of mind Mr. Kellar pretended to be bringing her out of the supposititious trance, but at the same time some rather stern remarks were being addressed to the lady in an undertone. This was the beginning of the trouble which later in the evening resulted so sensationally. Mrs. Kellar’s weakness is said to be the natural result of her peculiar temperament rather than a vicious tendency. She is unfortunate, rather than at fault.

 

Here is the orgianl article:  December 5, 1894 Plain Dealer

Hope you enjoyed and good hunting.

Apr 262012
 

My March 16th post included a mention of Miss Hayden being the first magician to perform in Missouri. At the time I knew nothing else about her. Since I always love a “magic history mystery”, I spent a little time digging though digital newspapers and library collections. Actually found myself way down a rabbit hole on this one.  A rather interesting story emerged. Here is a summary, this is very much a work in progress. Do let  me know if you have any information on Miss Hayden.

The story begins in May of 1839 in Natchez, MS where John Rowson Smith was exhibiting a moving panorama or diorama. This was an emerging area of popular entertainment that was distend to be a blockbuster.  It was basically a very long painting, hundreds or even thousands of feet, which was scrolled across a frame and accompanied by narration and even music. It could be thought of as the silent movies of the times. His show at the Natchez Theater had three parts:

  • View of the mouth of the Licking River opposite Cincinnati and a beautiful automation figure (a slack rope walker),
  • Front view of New Orleans along the banks of the Mississippi,
  • The Conflagration of Moscow viewed from an elevated terrace of the Kremlin at night when the inhabitants are evacuating the capital of the Czar.

John Smith was from a family of artists and engravers and became an accomplished painter of theatrical scenery. Much of his work was in cities along the Mississippi river and its tributaries. These rivers can be considered the superhighways of their era, with steamboats providing rapid and easy transportation between the port cities. A perfect place for traveling entertainers.

In July we find Smith in Cleveland, OH. He is now part of a Combination Company featuring Miss Hayden, the “American Sybil” and Italian Fantocini (string puppets). This is the first time I have found reference to her in contemporary newspapers. Miss Hayden is the headliner performing “polite magic”, with her feature effect being the vanish of a gentleman. How they meet is not known.  Based on her future exploits Miss Hayden seemed familiar with touring cities of the mid-west and south. She may have known Smith from his theatrical activates there.

Future Miss Hayden’s shows also included string puppets. So she may have been part of a husband/wife, father/daughter or family troupe that had joined with Smith to form the Combination Company.  When Miss Hayden joined Smith she obviously had a lot of experience in performing magic and puppetry. Where she gained this experience is still a mystery.

After successfully playing the summer in Cleveland the Company set out for Boston and a tour of New England cities. An advertisement from the New Hampshire Gazette (March 3,1840) gives a good description of the show:

Notice that Smith has added a 200 foot moving panorama of a thunder storm on the Mississippi at night. This was a sign of things to come.

The New Orleans Times- Picayune of October 16, 1839 had a rather sarcastic comment on her performance in Boston:  “A Miss Hayden is performing “polite magic” before the Bostonians. She is the first lady in the world, she says, who ever attempted it. O, the degeneracy of the age.

At this point Miss Hayden and John Smith part company. He goes on to bigger things and Miss Hayden finds another partner. This time it is John Banvard. He was an entrepreneur, performer, artist, scenery painter, adventure and a basic all around showman. Born in New York in 1815, his father was a successful architect who indulged his son’s artistic talents. After the decline of the family’s fortunes he moved to Louisville, Kentucky too seek his fortune. For many years he traveled the western river systems as, among other things, an intenerate artist, scenery painter, and a small time showboat (more like a leaking barge) manager.

Banvard saw the emerging interest in panoramas and in about 1840 painted one of Jerusalem and Venice. Having never travelled out of the country he painted it using engravings and his imagination. The size of the panorama was advertised as being 1,000 square feet and probably was about 10 feet high and 100 feet long. Smith then took it on tour, with our favorite magician… Miss Hayden. The earliest performance I can find is at the American Museum in New York City starting June 19, 1840. The next time they were heard from they were playing Cleveland. Though it seems they had rather poor luck in that city, as this notice in the advertising section of the Cleveland Daily Herald from September 23, 1840 shows:

The Company headed south and is next seen playing at the Museum in St. Louis, Missouri. An advertisement from the Daily Missouri Republican of March 25, 1841 gives an insight into this  very successful show:

Miss Hayden must have bought the Venice and Jerusalem panorama from Banvard. With these and other funds he had earned Banvard bought part ownership in the St. Louis museum.  While this investment was a failure, it did lead him to fame and fortune.

Miss Hayden took the panorama and presented it along with magic and puppets for at least the next six years. She traveled on riverboats and presented the show at large and small towns along the western river systems. In the September 4, 1847 issue of Boone’s Lick Times (Fayette, MO) the show was being billed as “Palmo’s Grand Scriptural and Moral Panorama of the Cities of Jerusalem and Venice. The show also included 100 illuminated paintings. Just a few weeks’ later disaster struck while Miss Hayden was traveling to a show in Nashville. Here is a newspaper account (Spectator, October 23, 1847):

A true trouper, she had the panorama repaired and advertised performances November 4, 5, and 6th in Nashville.

Then she totally vanishes. Where did she go? My hope is that she got back on the riverboats and kept bringing a little entertainment to all of the small towns and cites along the great rivers of the south and mid-west.

Epilog

Not long after Miss Hayden left St. Louis, John Banvard conceived the idea of painting a panorama of the Mississippi River. For the next couple of years he traveled the river from St. Louis to New Orleans sketching scenes for the panorama. The painting was completed in 1846 and was reported to measure 12 feet tall and 1,300 feet long. It became an instant sensation when first shown in Louisville. Banvard then took the show to Boston and New York where he had sell out crowds. In the fall of 1849 he took the panorama to London when he heard that a rival, who else but our John Ronsow Smith, was planning on showing his own Mississippi panorama. Once in London Banvard rented Egyptian Hall and again created a sensation. Smith did not arrive until the next summer and the battle of the two panoramas begun. Banvard kept creating and touring panoramas and went on to become one of the most successful and wealthy showman of the time.  Smith also did well and kept successfully touring his panoramas through both Europe and America.

The link between the two was Miss Hayden. She toured with both of them in their formative years when they were developing the skills and talents needed to achieve their future successes. What did she teach them? How did she impact their future? Was she their muse? One will never know, but I think a little of both Banvard’s and Smith’s success was due in part to our Miss Hayden.

Hope you enjoyed and good hunting.

Apr 252012
 

Richard Potter (1783 to 1835) was one of the most successful and famous magicians in the first half of the nineteenth century. Stories about his exploits were still being told decades after his death. The amazing part, as most know, is that he was black. I got chills when I saw advertisements in North Carolina newspapers for his show that were on the same page as reward notices for run-away slaves. I really enjoyed reading the following advisement for his show in the February 1, 1811 issue of the Rhode Island  American. The image is a bit hard to read, but then it is from a scan of a 200 year old newspaper. Do take the time to read it over and imagine how the show must have looked to his audience. Now this would be the highlight of any convention. Do notice that he does some rather modern card tricks….and not one card fan production!!

Hope you enjoyed and good hunting

Apr 152012
 

Female magicians are a rather rare breed even today. So think what it must have been like in the mid-1800’s. The earliest lady magician I have found performing in America is 1839. Surprisingly, there were three: Miss Wyman,  Miss Mills and Miss Hayden. Now, I suspect there were earlier performers that have been lost in the dustbin of time.  Here is a little information about Miss Wyman.

An advertisement for Miss J. E. Wyman first appeared in the December 13, 1839 issue of the New Bedford Mercury, as shown in the illustration.  She was called “The Young Sybil”, “Enchantress” or “Lady Magician”.  She got top billing over the other act on the program, Mr. Wyman Ventriloquist.

Mr. Wyman  (John Wyman Jr. 1816 – 1881) was to become one of the most famous magicians of the age, performing six times at the White House. Now who was the female wonder? Newspaper references first lead me to believe she was Mr. Wyman’s teenage sister. How silly of me. Digging further I found that John did have two living sisters, Melissa Jane Wyman and Mary Eliza Wyman. However, I also found that in 1836 he married the 16 year old Jane E. Prout (1820-1898). So the Miss J. E. Wyman performing as the lady magician was actually his wife. It was not uncommon to bill your wife as your sister. The brilliant move was to give her top billing. The draw would be the beautiful teenage enchantress and not her older “brother”. No wonder John Wyman made a fortune over his career and was able to retire in luxury.

The two performed together until about 1842. John went on to perform constantly up to his death at the age of 65 in Burlington, NJ.

I found one intriguing mention of Miss Wyman, Lady Magician, in the June 26, 1844 issue of the Houston Telegraph. A reporter for the paper wrote about seeing her amazing scrapbook that contained clipping of her career. He  even reprinted a story from the September 25, 1840 issue of the Boston Evening Transcript. Now John was not performing in Texas at the time. So who had it and where is it now? Another magic history mystery.

Enjoy and good hunting.

Apr 152012
 

The amount of historical records on the web is immense and access is spread out all over the place. However, three web sites are indispensable for on-line researchers:

  • Ancestory.com
  • Familysearch.org
  • Cindy’s List

Ancestory.com  (www.ancestory.com)

Ancestory.com is a for-profit company and you probably have seen their TV ads.  The site is well laid out and has a functional search feature. Its collections include: census, birth, death, marriage, military, immigration, and a lot more. They also access Newspaperarchieve.com . The data covers many countries, though most are English speaking. One of the most advertised features is the family trees. You can build your family tree on-line and draw on all of the other ones that have been posted. The site costs $155 per year and up.

Ancestory.com is the largest genealogy site around. Do remember that it is a profit making company, so add on-services, such as ordering a copy of a birth certificate, is much more expensive than doing it yourself. Overall, I have found Ancestory.com to be a useful site and a valuable addition to my arsenal of research resources. Though be aware that there have been complaints about their billing techniques and difficulty cancelling subscriptions.

Familysearch.org (www.familysearch.org)

Familysearch.org is a not-for-profit company run by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. So it is FREE!! The amount of genealogically records it contains is massive and growing each day. It is all about the data, so it has a very good search capability. The site contains record collections similar to those in Ancestory.com, but does not provide the more social aspects, such as building family trees, or access to a newspaper database. A couple of things, besides being free, really set it above the competition. The excellent training and educational materials; the hundreds of thousands of volunteers who are indexing the records (ie high quality) and the fact that there are thousands of  “brick and mortar” locations around the world that can help you with your research at no cost. This is a great place to start, so give it a try.

Cindy’s List (www.cindyslist.com)

Cindy’s List is a site that has categorized links to other genealogically and related sites. Sounds simple, but what a resource it is. There are 188 categories with over 300,000 links. If you are looking for something there is a good chance several links are listed. So before you Google a topic, stop and take a look.  The only problem is you may start clinking links and getting lost in “internet time”. So don’t miss work or forget about eating.

Enjoy and good hunting

Mar 172012
 

YburYbur (her real name Ruby spelled backwards) was an escape artist who toured the smaller vaudeville circuits from about 1909 to 1912.  As does happen she had a bad day, but  to make it worse it went viral. A version of this article appeared in newspapers all across the Nation. Here is the story  told in the June 21, 1911 issue of the Modesto News.

Mar 162012
 

Recently found myself re-reading “Theatrical Entertainments in Rural Missouri before the Civil War” by Elbert Bowen, published in 1959. You can see how exciting a social life I have. Anyway, this monograph is based on Bowen’s doctoral dissertation and discusses all aspects of popular entertainment from legitimate theater to circus boats to minstrel shows. Our favorite subject gets a quick but interesting mention.

The first magician known to have toured the state was Miss Hayden who performed in Jefferson City, Boonville, Liberty and Columbia in 1847. She was part of Palma’s Panoramas of Jerusalem and Venice. Nothing more is known about Miss Hayden, but she is one of very few female magicians to have toured this early in the 19th century.

Another magician, Professor Barton “Great Wizard of the West”, found himself “down and out” in Hannibal. J. W. Barton spent six months rebuilding his show and successfully premiered it on January 15, 1853, below is the advertisement for the show . He went back on the road and by 1860 was touring the mining towns in the Colorado Territory.

I really like Dr. Bowen’s summary of this period:

“The amusements and entertainments of the pre-Civil War period, then, covered a remarkably wide range, from such socially-destructive pastimes as drunken rowdiness to such culturally-constructive endeavors as lyceums and libraries. They reveal that our forefathers were curious about people and about “scientific” subjects. They demonstrate that early Missourians liked to laugh, sing, dance, argue, and attend to all the arts at their disposal.”

Looks like not much has changed…and thank goodness for that.

Mar 162012
 

One of the top sites for doing research is the oddly named Old Fulton NY Post Card Website. Tom Tryniski, the site administer, has undertaken a herculean task of scanning the microfilm of many New York newspapers. While this in itself would be a valuable asset to the magic historian, the key to the site are the files of the   New York Dramatic Mirror (1831-1922), Spirit of the Times (1838-1890), New York Clipper (1853-1924), Billboard (1894-1922) and Variety (1906-1922). These publications are the Holy Grail of historic theatrical research for the mid 1800’s to the early 1900’s.

This is a godsend for anyone who has had to set in the dark for hours on end going through reel after reel of microfilm. Though, anyone who has seen the quality of some of the Clipper and early Billboard microfilms will know the greatest care was not taken in their production. So the images can be hard to read and the search of the digital copy may not find all references.

One approach I have taken is to use these publications to track a magician’s tour and then use local newspapers to find more specifics. Also, the advertisements provide a good source of information.

The site itself can seem a little daunting, so do read the FAQ page. Using the  “Boolean search” function can be a powerful way to get very specific search results. Though simple searches using multiple terms seems to get one close. Be warned, you will find yourself chasing down other bits of fascinating information and soon forget what you were looking for in the first place. This is a self financed effort so do donate a few dollars. This is one site that we do not want to lose.

Enjoy!